In one fast-paced moment of banter with my grown son, I have lost my opportunity to become the poster child for American Ambassador to Scotland. In the category, I can’t believe those words came out of my mouth, on one fine, Sunday evening in June, I proved to waiting diners on the streets of Edinburgh that Americans are full of themselves.
My fellow Americans, I’m sorry. I did not represent you well.
In my defense, I have been fielding set-ups from my son, Jesse, for most of his 45 years – at least the last 30. So, the fact we were surrounded by strangers in a foreign land didn’t stop my brain, which has been programmed to instruct my mouth to play along with my adult children’s comments, from issuing a quick, snide remark. Evidently, there is no stopping it.
Allow me to set the scene for you. It was the final day of our two-week Scotland trip, which was mostly a golf trip for my husband, son, and two grandsons. Not that my daughter-in-law, Dacia, and I didn’t have a good time. We did, in spite of the fact that I not only contracted food poisoning from the supposed healthiest choice of dinner that I made the entire trip, but also came down with COVID. The latter was unbeknownst to me. I figured I was taking my typically long time to recover from jet lag combined with a head cold. The day I slept until 6 PM should have been a clue, but I think the drizzly, cold Scottish weather literally put a damper on my thinking skills and made it easy to sleep the day away.

When I finally emerged from my room, the kind waitress had the chef make me a scone and tea, which is always good for what ails you.
But I digress. Sorry.
Somehow on that last evening, my husband and I were in the front of our six-person pack of Americans as we walked to our chosen restaurant for dinner. Our grandsons were behind us and Jesse and Dacia a bit behind them. As we approached the restaurant, we could see a gathering of people at the door. We weren’t sure if they were waiting to get in, reading the posted menu, or what; but we were happy we had made a reservation.
Noticing nobody standing at the podium inside the door, Bob and I excused ourselves as we parted the Red Sea of people and opened the door to go inside. That’s when I heard my son’s voice yell out, “Hey, no cuts.”
With no regard to the public place that we inhabited, I answered, “We’re Americans. It’s okay if we cut in lines.”
I whispered to the man closest to us that it was my son back there and we had reservations, but he didn’t appear to hear me. In hindsight, he was probably a wee bit appalled by my wry statement.
Meanwhile, Bob didn’t hear what was going on between Jesse and me as he was already getting us checked in. He turned and hurried me through the door.
This left Jesse in the midst of a group of flabbergasted people fielding comments such as, “Do you think she really meant that?” “Is this a joke?”
At this I think Jesse just shook his head and refused to come to my, or for that matter America’s, rescue. He may have even joined them in their dismay of my retort before he joined us inside. This was likely one of the highlights of our trip for him.
So, if you go to Scotland, particularly Edinburgh, please try to make up for the goodwill damage which I caused in one playful moment with my son. The people of Scotland are some of the friendliest I have ever met, so I think they’ll forgive me. I bet I gave them a good story about a stupid, privileged American though! I know my son enjoyed it.

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