I’m working out a plan to tell you my news.

I’m trying to map it out, but it may take me a few more days because I am a non-mapprehender. I attempted to find the proper name for my map malady, but there doesn’t seem to be one, so I am launching this new word. I hope you like it. (I googled mappus ineptus, but I figure that didn’t come up because it’s archaic.)

Anyway, I’m off to run a few errands. I’ll get back with you soon about my big news. And, yes, I’m still sooooo excited! I can’t wait to tell you all about it. But I will.