Easter is quickly approaching so if you have shopping to do to fill those baskets, you may want to consider purchasing Jesus. He’s available in LEGO form for the low price of $19.99, and with Amazon Prime, Jesus could be delivered to you in two days. He’ll be ready to turn water into wine, so be cautious about the age of the person who receives Jesus. While it’s fine to receive Jesus into your heart at any age, wine drinking should be for the responsible adult. I think Jesus would agree.
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This is Post #7 in the Ultimate Blog Challenge to post every day in April.
Life on the Lighter Side 
Alana Mautone (@RamblinGarden)
/ April 7, 2019I am absolutely…speechless.
Bonnie Anderson
/ April 7, 2019I know. Thanks for commenting though.
Martha DeMeo
/ April 7, 2019What will the think of next!
Bonnie Anderson
/ April 7, 2019That is a scary question!
Paul B. Taubman, II
/ April 7, 2019I chuckled! Thanks!
Bonnie Anderson
/ April 8, 2019You are welcome. Chuckling is good for the soul.
Dena
/ April 8, 2019It seems wrong that it should only take 2 days for Jesus to come instead of 3 days. Amazon should get on that.
Bonnie Anderson
/ April 8, 2019I totally agree. Get with it, Amazon!