Happy National Grammar Day! I love that this day falls on the fourth day of March. I always told my kids that this is the most active day of the year – march forth (I’ve taken liberty with my forth/fourth spellings).
In honor of this, my post today will contain some (oh the horror) grammatical errors. It’s up to you to find them, fair reader, as you read this true story of my pursuit of a cup of coffee. Please report your findings in the comment section of my blog. Let’s see how good you are. I believe there are four to seven errors. Three are totally unacceptable and the others are lesser offenses or perhaps matters of preference. I also realize that it is entirely possible that there might be other errors that I have not discovered. If you point out any of these, I will most likely give the impression that I made them on purpose. I’m the writer, so that’s my privilege.
Today as I write this post, I am sitting here drinking a cup of organic, shade-grown coffee from Costa Rica, which a friend of mine brought back for me from her recent trip. It is perhaps the most challenging cup of coffee that I have ever had the privilege to take a drink of.
It all started back around the first of the year. I had just cracked open a three pound bag of coffee from Costco days before Cindi gave me my present. Being the slightly anal person that I am, I decided to wait until that bag was exhausted before opening the new one.
That day finally arrived on Saturday. I was more than excited as I prepared to make myself a cup of the exquisite new brew. After a long, tiring day, I was ready for my afternoon coffee fix. The only thing standing between me and that delight was the unknown location of my coffee grinder. I didn’t leave a drawer unopened or a cabinet unrifled through. It was nowhere to be found.
Later that night, we popped into Target to get a pound of coffee just in case my grinder still proved to be eluding me. I grabbed a pound (or I should say 12 ounces, since a pound package seems to be obsolete) and we headed home.
My sweet husband was putting the coffee away for me and suddenly stopped, held up the package and asked me, “What’s this?”
Even in my tired, coffee deprived state, I knew the answer – coffee. But he kept asking so I read the label, “Dunkin Donuts Original Blend WHOLE BEAN Coffee! Nooooooo!!!”
But it was true. I bought a bunch of beans. I considered throwing them out the window to see if they would turn into a coffee beanstalk over night. Then I could send Bob up the stalk to fetch me some coffee, but I would still have to grind it, so that wouldn’t work. Instead I frantically called my neighbor. Melodye understands the importance of coffee and even had an extra grinder.
So now you know how I outsmarted my coffee grinder and am now drinking a delicious cup or organic, shade-grown, Costa Rican coffee. Thank you Cindi and Melodye.